So, my 14yo son and I got to play in a Mutant: Year Zero game run by Uncommonman where Average Human was also a player.
First, I would like to thank Uncommonman for running it, offering when I was looking for games that day to involve myself and my son in.
Second, it was so much ridiculous fun. Average Human's character - Tom - well, he asked if he could be a duck handler. Uncommonman said "Yes, and the duck is the size of a large attack dog." From there we ended up living on an oil rig which had a duck pen below, and part of our party was an attack duck named Howard. It was glorious.
Today my 14yo looked at me and said, "I miss Howard."