Did you know that Wendy's - yes, the fast food joint - released a table-top RPG?
I didn't. But it's true, they did. It's called Feast of Legends.
"The nation of Freshtovia has been the lone beacon of hope in the land of Beef’s Keep for decades. However, the Ice Jester and his rogues gallery of frozen fiends threaten Queen Wendy’s reign of prosperity. Prepare your heroes for adventure."
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I don't know whether it's amazingly stupid, or just plain amazing.
I think I want to run a session of it. Maybe as a Jacker off-con thing.